guinness

guinness
1. (guinness) (472↑, 42↓)
Arthur Guinness was born in 1725, founding the Guinness St James Gate Brewery in 1759, the earliest records of Guinness being in London not being until 1794 and it took till 1936 for the Park Royal Brewery to be opened. Other breweries and bottling facilities were later opened across the world. Arthur Guinness sadly died in 1799 but the company which he founded was stable, and continued to grow until and no doubt past today. By 1833 the Guinness brewery was the biggest in Ireland, which is saying something. With the huge influx in Irish emigration to the United States global demands grew, leading to 1910 when it was first bottled in the United States. Irish emigration coupled with Irish drinking culture is also a key reason for American prohibition, but that’s another story. The commonly associated harp logo wasn’t introduced until 1862, which continues to be a symbol of not only Guinness but Ireland. By 1914 over 17.5million pints of Guinness were being exported annually. Leading 1929 when Guinness where the first ever British advertisement. And Guinness are still well known for their pioneering advertisements, such as the horses/wave/Ahab. The Irish culture which was sparked by Guinness can be seen as a major reason for why there was over 1,500 Irish theme bars by 1995 and 2,500 by 1997. in 2001 over a million pints of Guinness were sold a day in Great Britain alone. The latest chapter in the Guinness story would be the closing of the Park Royal Brewery last year (2004) which for those in the UK means all our Guinness is now made with the filtered water of St James Gate giving a creamier and smoother taste, amen.

2 pints please barkeep

2. (guinness) (393↑, 33↓)
Guinness is the drink of the gods\! It's rich dark colour, amazing taste, and creamy head, make Guinness one of the finest stouts available\!

If God drank beer...and he was an alchoholic...and irish...he would prolly drink Guinness\!

3. (Guinness) (344↑, 34↓)
The beverage which God bestowed upon the Irish because he didn't want them to rule the world. The greatest drink on earth.

After the rugby match, me and my 'mates drank some Guinness and got some pussy.

4. (Guinness) (171↑, 15↓)
Guinness is an Irish [stout] beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying. Guinness also started the [Guinness Book of Records] after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.

Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?\!

5. (Guinness) (174↑, 19↓)
BRILLIANT\! A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers\!

6. (Guinness) (156↑, 18↓)
No Beer comes near Guinness is good for you

Are you going for a pint?

7. (guinness) (126↑, 52↓)
The drink that inspired the Irish rebellion of 1916. Although that got rid of the English, they've been since coming back to drink it. Turns your shit black\! Can also rip the hole of ya on the way out, and may dissolve your bowels\! But it's worth it....honest\!

Jaysus\! I've just shit a black baby elephant after that Guinness last night.

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8. (guinness) (75↑, 9↓)
my fave beer. Mother's milk. the black stuff.

Dude, I am so thirsty. let's pop over to the pub for a pint of guinness

9. (guinness) (65↑, 8↓)
A three-course meal in a glass.

I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.

10. (guinness) (65↑, 9↓)
(1725 -1803) Irish brewer. In the late 1700s he developed a dark version of porter that still bears his name.

you stupid twat, drink some guinness during the football or stfu you mad cunt

11. (guinness) (45↑, 8↓)
With a Capital 'G'. So good that it surpasses the qualification of 'beer'. Guinness is a type of (some say the textbook definition of) stout. Like a typical stout, it is dark in colour, almost black and has a mildly bitter mellow taste. The creamy head that is commonly associated with a pull off the tap can be approximated using patented "widget" technology in cans. When pulling a pint off of a tap, it is customary to fill the glass roughly 2/3 to 3/4 full and let it sit before pulling the head. Contrary to popular belief, Guinness may taste heavy, but actually is very low in alcohol and has less calories per serving than Coors Light making it a perfect anytime drink. Another bit of trivia- It is law in Ireland that if a barkeep tips or spills the head of your Guinness, you are entitled to a fresh one.

"Guinness is a wonderful stout." "Two pints of Guinness, please" "No, I will not trade you a Guinness for one of your Heinekens"

12. (Guinness) (30↑, 3↓)
A very heavy beer with a distintive black colouring and white head -often decorated with a shamrock (or love heart if the bar person wants to jump your bones). An aquired taste that reqires a little getting used to but once hooked is immensley pleasurable.

"You where wonderful last night but you stink of guinness" "You where wonderfull aswell, wheres your toilet i need a massive black shit"

13. (guinness) (26↑, 8↓)
The only beer I like.

Guinness is so great, even though I am a wine and liquor guy, I will drink this stuff\!

14. (Guinness) (19↑, 4↓)
The best beer anywhere. Has been around since 1755, proving that the guys at Guinness know their shit about beer. Brilliant taste, not the stuff people call beer in America. Every good Irishman has (or should have) drank at least 1 pint of beer. Thank God Guinness came to America during the Irish potato famine, when many Irish natives came to America. Guinness can sometimes can be mistaken for Diet Coke with ice cubes... Also had the best slogan ever: "My Goodness, my Guinness\!"

Dude 1: "Hey, you want some Budweiser?" Dude 2: "No way, dude, Budweiser's for pussies." Dude 1: "Then what d'you want?" Dude 2: "Guinness."

15. (Guinness) (14↑, 1↓)
A amazing beer without all the bullshit,only men of high quality and class drink this beer.not even the most interesting man in the world can drink a beer of this magnitude.

wtf do you want me to hold your purse we're getting guinness

16. (Guinness) (11↑, 24↓)
A verb. To ejaculate on a afro carrabian person's head.

"Hey bob, how'd it go with latifa last night?" "Dude. I gave her a guinness\!"

17. (guinness) (6↑, 46↓)
(GIH-ness) similar to the word [cool] or [tight] or [sweet], except slightly better than that. it should have a Guinness record for bein the coolest person/thing/place etc. in the world.

"That Bullet concert was guinness\!" "OMG, that was the most guinness Canada Day ever\! FUCKIN EH\!\!" CANADA IS FUCKIN GUINNESS\!\!\! FUCKIN EH\!\!\!\!

18. (guinness) (29↑, 71↓)
The creator of the book of world records.

"His time in the 100 yard dash has just put him in the Guinness Book of World Records, as the fastest human"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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